thetenantoftennant:

That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday

(via magstah)

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

(via rumour)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via nonentity)

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

(via luveing)